KAIT!! Obviously this isn't meant for the website, but can we keep it for the Trowel Times? Please?
Go With The Flow
14 Days of "Current" Events
WHEN YOU PEE ON A MOUNTAIN, IT HAS TO GO SOMEWHERE. WHY NOT SEND YOUR KID DOWN A STREAM-O-PISS?
It's the year 2038. Can your child rescue you from your island home in what used to be your retirement-high-rise-condo in Florida?
"Shit," your wife says to you. "I fuckin' wish our Goddamn child had learned some Fuckin' Goddamn skills on a Mothafuckin' kayak, that Goddamn gurble-gurrrrbbbblllle-ggggggguuuuurrrrrrrrbbbbbblllllleeee."
It turns out she died. Yeah...that last part was pre-death drowning jibberish... All because your child didn't have the requisite skills to save you--by boat!
Let's put that mind-o'-yours at ease. Go With The Flow ain't nothin' to sneeze at. Your camper will leave WAEL with a sense of confidence and ability, as well as a "Don't Let My Parents Die Because the Baby Boomers' and Rednecks' Choice for President Didn't Take Into Account Rising Sea-Levels Due To Global Climate Change" attitude.
nce to plan and prepare your trip. As well as being the best on our staff, your leaders and activity instructors are some of the best trained, experienced, and personable guides in the industry. For this prestigious trip each staff member you encounter strives to foster your individual growth through engaging instruction, thorough discussions, and one-on-one feed-back.
OVERVIEW OF ITINERARY
- Beginningventure style back country camping, as well as a comprehensive kayak class, roll clinic and belay training. The group, comprised of up to 12 students, 1 female leader and 1 male leader, then venture off-
- Middleventure style back country camping, as well as a comprehensive kayak class, roll clinic and belay training. The group, comprised of up to 12 students, 1 female leader and 1 male leader, then venture off-
- ENDThe WLC begins on Base Camp with a thorough introduction to group dynamics, leadership styles, and Wilderness Adsite to immersion in the wilderness of the Blue Ridge region of the Appalachian mountains, The New River Valley, and New River Gorge where you will backpack,END OF TWO PARAGRAPH DESCRIPTION.
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The final phase of the WLC will test everything you have learned and practiced throughout your trip to culminate in the New River Gorge in West Virginia, an area steeped in history and full to the brim with adventure at every level. At the Gorge you will have access to hundreds of climbs, miles and miles of single track, and relish the pure joy of an adventurer's lifestyle in one of the most revered landscapes in America.
You will join West Virginia rafting and kayaking guides in a thrilling day of whitewater kayaking on the Upper New River Gorge on class II and III rapids. Then, your group will celebrate one last adventure with an exhilarating rafting trip down the class IV and V rapids of the Lower New River Gorge.
Finally, you'll return to Base Camp, invigorated, exhausted, inspired, and experienced Wilderness Leaders where you'll enjoy a Friday full of WA's traditional festivities: the 900' Zip Line, Spaghetti Dinner, Closing Campfire, and the WAlympics for all groups!
LIFE LONG GOOEY IMPACT
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(Current Discount: 25% Off!)
July 1st - 21st
"Like a Bridge Over Future Water"
"Looka dis! We're already preparing for the oncoming slaughter of souls due to climate change by building bridges over currently un-flooded areas. Outside Magazine says 'whether it's rising sea-levels or a zombie-apocalypse, Wilderness Adventure at Eagle Landing is among the top destinations for surviving the fall of mankind.'"
Clockwise Top Left to Bottom Left: 1.)Pop band New New Kids on the Block (NNKOTB) on their spiritual quest. 2.)Brendan Frasier in George of the Jungle (1997). 3.)LOTR: TFOTR actors on set in "The Shire." 4.)Campers gather gear and thoughts after the Great Shirt Raid of '16. 5.)Guess which participant didn't get a good enough buddy to put his arm around (Hint: He's in NNKOTB, apparently)... 6.)Participants and a Fedora-laiden staff member gaze northeast as an atomic bomb drops on Washington, D.C. in 2022.